The Maple Leafs Will Win the Stanley Cup, Guaranteed!

The Toronto Maple Leafs winning the Stanley Cup? It's the FANTASY of millions of rabid Leafs fans all over Canada.

Since the Leafs haven't won the cup since 1967, and probably won't win it in the next decade, leave it up to comedian/Leafs fan Mike Myers, of Austin Powers fame, to solve the problem Hollywood style!

Yes, the Leafs will be winning the cup in a movie called The Love Guru ...

"The Love Guru is a Canadian kid who was left in India, raised in an ashram, becomes a guru and has to help a star player of the Toronto Maple Leafs who's gone off the rails, get it together to win the Stanley Cup," said Myers.

Whether he's really being serious is anyone's guess – maybe that's just wishful thinking on his part being a life-long Leafs fan. But, he does have plans for the Cup if he gets it.

"They're so protective of the Cup, they probably won't let me come near it, but I'd take it to Lake Ontario and swim with it."

Only in the movies, folks, only in the movies ...

No matter how good or bad the movie really is, you'd have to think box office sales will be quite high in Toronto.

Now, won't somebody write a TV miniseries about the Canucks scoring on the Power Play?

For a realistic plan for what the Leafs should do, check out Zanstorm's post over at "Waiting for Stanley" (Something which Canucks and Leafs fans will be doing forever)