Caption This Photo: Roenick vs. Carcillo

We all know Jeremy Roenick has a bit of a wild lifestyle and isn't afraid to express himself on and off the ice. Anyone who has had the fortune to witness one of Roenick's dance routines knows the talkative center can provide a whole lot of entertainment value.

Now, what the hell is going on in the picture above?

Jeremy Roenick #27 of the San Jose Sharks attempts to restrain Daniel Carcillo #13 of the Phoenix Coyotes during the NHL game at HP Pavilion on December 20, 2007 in San Jose, California.

Now, from this vantage point, it looks like Roenick is having his way with Carcillo, while the Phoenix winger simply surrenders and lets Roenick do his thing. The linesman and the fans, meanwhile, have a look of disbelief on their faces about what JR is doing to the poor fellow.

So, put on your Caption Caps and give us a better description of the action.