Pamela Anderson Caught Kissing Giant Orca

That headline, as weird as it may sound, is totally and completely serious. And there's photographic evidence to back it up.

You see, what happened was that Pamela Anderson was at the Vancouver Canucks game Thursday night and she ... well ... took some liberties with the mascot. I mean jeez, that's some serious tongue. And that's one seriously lucky orca whale. From time to time we've all made some bad decisions. Nonetheless, I think it's safe to say that hooking up with a guy in a furry whale suit takes the cake. It's at least the funniest, I would say.

Not that I pay much attention to celebrity gossip, but the good ol' Wikipedia tells me that Anderson married Rick Salomon, of he-used-to-date-Paris-Hilton fame a few months ago. I can't believe I'm saying it, but right now I would not want to be Salomon. I mean, if your girl is cheating on you with another guy that's one thing. It's not good at all, but you know how to handle the situation. You can simply dump her or if you want to make a scene, grab your buddies and go beat the tar out of the guy. But this ... This is an NHL mascot hooking up with your girl. There's no blueprint to tell you how to deal with this one. I guess just hope that she doesn't get scurvy or something. Ew.

But I should really stop hating on these two. They make a really cute couple ...

Photos: NHL Ice Girls

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)

1-04-2008 @ 8:55AM

Jes Golbez said...

Is there anything Pamela won't screw? Yeesh...

1-04-2008 @ 10:59AM

DexterFishmore said...

I think that's the Cloverfield monster. The one on the left, I mean.

1-04-2008 @ 11:00AM

Greg Wyshynski said...

Dude, everyone knows the Cloverfield monster is Voltron. Or a lion. Or a whale-crab.

1-04-2008 @ 3:34PM

oldpatfan said...

reminds me of the scene in Me, Myself and Irene with Jim Carrey. He and his wife, in an earlier scene had talked about staying together, even if poor and eating whale blubber. As she is leaving him to go with the limo driver, Carrey's character says "...I thought we were going to be eating whale blubber".

The limo driver turns to him and says "Oh! She'll be eating whale blubber. As soon as I Free Willy".

LMAO

1-05-2008 @ 6:46AM

dave said...

SHE NEVER HAS ANY LUGGAGE,BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAS ANY CLOTHES ON,
WHAT A F#UCKEN PIG,SHE WANT'S TO F#UCK EVERYBODY!
i can't wait when she tells her grand-kids how big of a whore she was and still is !

1-05-2008 @ 6:50AM

It's me said...

Who really cares? She is trash...

1-05-2008 @ 6:49AM

Chris said...

Who cares, she is trash.

1-05-2008 @ 6:55AM

JBJG24 said...

DAMN, WHAT A TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!

1-05-2008 @ 7:14AM

rob combs said...

Just an old whore....sad really.

1-05-2008 @ 7:10AM

cal2arms said...

the sad thing is... all you guys would bend her over and do her if you had the chance..just like me

1-05-2008 @ 7:13AM

richard said...

wild thing.need more like her.

1-05-2008 @ 7:15AM

lar said...

Pam is a forty year old hag and she looks it!

1-05-2008 @ 7:24AM

albert said...

some 40 yrs are not hags there are ladies and look and age gracefully ....this one does look like a nasty wrinkly witch......fake as they come

1-05-2008 @ 7:42AM

Ricky whitten said...

She can use that tongue to free my willy.

1-05-2008 @ 7:51AM

Blue Star LSD said...

A) The average length of a whale penis is 3.2 feet

B) She used to be married to Tommy Lee.

C) No third justification needed.

1-05-2008 @ 7:58AM

Web said...

She has the WORST taste in men!

1-05-2008 @ 8:14AM

Tom East said...

Pamela and her medically enhanced tits is the biggest piece of old trash around. She can't keep up with the young breed of celebrity whores. Her tongue was made for lapping and she still misses Tommy's donkey dong.

patty said...

I'm so tired of watching this crack pot forty something year old woman act like a silly teenager. She makes a mockery out of marriage by using it as party and then gets divorced a month or so later. She is looser!!

1-05-2008 @ 8:15AM

Sandie said...

Pam may well just be one of our free spirits running around unable to control herself but the company she is joining are all suffering from an overdose of ego and hype. I urge the audience to stop giving power to the outrageous behaviors of these attention seekers and refuse to buy in or watch or pay to see their work. Maybe then they will have a reason to pay attention.