Yes, folks it's about that time again -- time for another exercise in alternative photo captions. This one is of the New York Islanders' mascot, Sparky the Dragon, taking in Islanders' Rookie Camp last week. The original caption provided to us by Getty is as follows:
SYOSSET, NY - JULY 15: The New York Islanders mascot Sparky the Dragon watches practice during a mini camp at Iceworks July 15, 2008 in Syosset, New York. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)Yawn.
I think we can do better, no? Here's a couple I came up with to start us off:
- "Ahh... I can see it now. With Nolan out of the picture, I'll be head coach in no time!"
- "Yum. Fresh rookie meat. Maybe this year they'll let me eat the ones that they're going to cut."
Let's see what you got. Bring it on in the comments!
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7-24-2008 @ 12:58PM
Drew said...
"Only the Islanders could have a fire-breathing mascot for a franchise that plays on ice."
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7-24-2008 @ 1:38PM
Jes Golbez said...
Charles Wang: "As part of our new and innovative system of motivation, the least performing player will be eaten at the end of every practice."
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7-24-2008 @ 2:41PM
Hy C Fisherman said...
Caption for Sparky photo: "If it wasn't for my damn drinking problem I'd still be the Wings' mascot."
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7-24-2008 @ 3:46PM
Chris said...
"Maybe this'll be the year they give me a shot at center..."
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7-24-2008 @ 9:31PM
oddbodkins said...
"This week, on 'To Catch A Predator'..."
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7-25-2008 @ 9:12PM
rob said...
If they all fart and I sneeze, I could melt the ice.
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7-27-2008 @ 8:30AM
madchabot said...
if only my head could fit into one of doz helmets i would be out there playin
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8-09-2008 @ 9:25AM
A. Yashin said...
Let's sign all of them to 20 year contracts.
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7-29-2008 @ 6:43AM
Magjim29 said...
Where are the Ice Girls ??? They told me this was Ice Girl tryouts !!!
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