Create Your Own Mats Sundin Story

If there's been one story that everyone has beaten to death this summer, it's been Mats Sundin. No one is actually beating Mats to death, but talk of 'will he' or 'won't he' play this season and, if so, for whom has been all over the blogosphere. I don't think you can visit a hockey blog anymore without seeing his name mentioned. For those of you out there looking for something to quell your summer boredom, I've got a fun little game for you today. Sort of like Mad Libs, you can create your own Mats Sundin story by filling in the blanks below.

Don't be shy, give it a try! My shot at it is after the jump for your reading pleasure.

Today, Mats Sundin made a big decision regarding his future. His agent, (person), announced that Mats has signed a contract with (company/non-hockey team) to play professional (activity). The length of the deal is (number) years for (number) million dollars. In a statement released through his agent (agent's name from above), Mats did not comment on whether or not he would return to the NHL, but he did have the following to say about his newest endeavor.

"I'd like to thank the good people at (company from above)," Sundin said. "They have been very good to me and their (product/service) is clearly the best in their industry. I'm looking forward to using (product/service) a lot to (activity)."

It is still not clear at this time if Mats will return to the NHL this (length of time). He has reportedly set a deadline for (date) but even Mats admits that is not a hard deadline. To try and clear his head and think things through Mats has gone to (place) with (person) for (length of time). There he is (activity) and (another activity). The latter really helps Mats to (benefit of activity).

So there you have it, folks. Still no decision from Mats Sundin, but he is now a professional (activity from above). That crazy, Mats! You never know what he'll do next.
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Today, Mats Sundin made a big decision regarding his future. His agent, Sparky the Dragon, announced that Mats has signed a contract with Neversoft to play professional Guitar Hero on XBOX 360. The length of the deal is five years for PI million dollars. In a statement released through his agent Sparky, Mats did not comment on whether or not he would return to the NHL, but he did have the following to say about his newest endeavor.

"I'd like to thank the good people at Neversoft," Sundin said. "They have been very good to me and their Guitar Hero Series is clearly the best in their industry. I'm looking forward to using Guitar Hero III a lot to totally get all the hot babes."

It is still not clear at this time if Mats will return to the NHL this millenium. He has reportedly set a deadline for sometime in the next century but even Mats admits that is not a hard deadline. To try and clear his head and think things through Mats has gone to Tahiti with his wife for the next six years. There he is learning to surf and studying Pacific sea life. The latter really helps Mats to further his interest in jellyfish.

So there you have it, folks. Still no decision from Mats Sundin, but he is now a professional Guitar Hero player. That crazy, Mats! You never know what he'll do next.