Hunting Trips With Bernie Parent Available on eBay

It seems the Philadelphia Flyers have been hunting (too easy) for a franchise goaltender since Bernie Parent retired following the 1978-79 season. During his 13-year career, Parent helped guide the Flyers to back-to-back Stanley Cups, winning the Conn Smythe Trophy as playoff MVP each time.

Thirty years after his retirement, you can spend some time with the Hall of Fame netminder if you're interested in doing some Bambi hunting on a private farm in New Jersey. Hopefully he doesn't wear his Jason-style goalie mask during the hunt because, well, that would just be creepy.

So, what does the $375 price tag get you?

From the eBay ad:

YOU ARE PURCHASING A ONE DAY FULLY GUIDED HUNT ON OUR PRIVATE FARMS IN NEW JERSEY WITH NHL LEGEND BERNIE PARENT. THIS HUNT WILL INCLUDE BREAKFAST WITH BERNIE A MORNING HUNT, LUNCH WITH BERNIE TO INCLUDE A PHOTO SHOOT FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL PICTURES AND AUTOGRAPGHS. YOU WILL THEN BE TAKEN OUT ON OUR EVENING HUNT. YOUR GUIDE WILL TAKE YOU TO AND FROM YOUR STEEL LADDER STAND OR GROUND BLIND IF YOU PREFER, LOCATE, FIELD DRESS AND TRANSPORT ANY DEER YOU MAY TAKE BACK TO THE CLUB HOUSE. BUTHERING SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST. THESE HUNTS ARE AVAILABLE TO INDIVIDUAL GROUPS, CORPORATE, ETC.

I'm assuming "buthering services" are butchering services, which is a plus, I suppose.

The advertisement claims there's only a limited number of dates available for archery, shotgun and muzzle loader season from October through January.

[H/T Illegal Curve, via Empty-Netters]